Sunday, September 16, 2007

Happy birthday to the whole world

The Jewish high holidays celebrate the birthday of creation and call humanity to reflect, repent, and recommit to the healing of the world. When you reflect on your life, you bump into death as well, so the holidays are also a confrontation with life's fragility and death's mystery.

On Rosh Hashanah it is inscribed
On Yom Kippur it is sealed.

Here is a humorous and deep offering from Leonard Cohen

And who by fire,
who by water,
who in the sunshine,
who in the night time,
who by high ordeal,
who by common trial,
who in your merry merry month of may,
who by very slow decay,
and who shall I say is calling?

And who in her lonely slip,
who by barbiturate,
who in these realms of love,
who by something blunt,
and who by avalanche,
who by powder,
who for his greed,
who for his hunger,
and who shall I say is calling?

And who by brave assent,
who by accident,
who in solitude,
who in this mirror,
who by his lady's command,
who by his own hand,
who in mortal chains,
who in power,
and who shall I say is calling?

1 comment:

Sarah said...

Another good Rosh Hashanah bit of humor!
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As we all know, there is a Rosh Hashanah custom called Tashlich, which means, "to cast away."

Jews traditionally go to a body of water and throw breadcrumbs into the water; symbolically, "casting away" their sins.

Occasionally, people ask what kind of breadcrumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads, which may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors:



For ordinary sins

White Bread



For erotic sins

French Bread



For particularly dark sins

Pumpernickel



For complex sins

Multi-Grain



For twisted sins

Pretzels



For tasteless sins

Rice Cakes



For sins of indecision

Waffles



For sins committed in haste

Matzoh



For sins of chutzpah

Fresh Bread



For substance abuse

Stoned Wheat



For use of heavy drugs

Poppy Seed



For petty larceny

Stollen



For committing auto theft

Caraway



For timidity/cowardice

Milk Toast



For ill-temperedness

Sourdough



For silliness, eccentricity

Nut Bread



For not giving full value

Shortbread



For jingoism, chauvinism

Yankee Doodles



For excessive irony

Rye Bread



For unnecessary chances

Hero Bread



For telling bad jokes/puns

Corn Bread



For war-mongering

Kaiser Rolls



For dressing immodestly

Tarts



For causing injury to others

Tortes



For lechery and promiscuity

Hot Buns



For promiscuity with gentiles

Hot Cross Buns



For racist attitudes

Crackers



For sophisticated racism

Ritz Crackers



For being holier than thou

Bagels



For abrasiveness

Grits



For dropping in without notice

Popovers



For over-eating

Stuffing



For impetuosity

Quick Bread



For indecent photography

Cheesecake



For raising your voice too often

Challah



For pride and egotism

Puff Pastry



For sycophancy, ass-kissing

Brownies



For being overly smothering

Angel Food Cake



For laziness

Any long loaf



For trashing the environment

Dumplings